Tuesday, January 7, 2014

My Dating and Sex Rules for 2014 (NSFW)

My friends and I were having an in-depth girl chat about dating and sex. It was hilarious and normally done sipping wine through fits of giggles. I am so proud that one of my friends is putting herself out there. It has taken a long time for her to get here after a horrible relationship. Which led me to my dating and sex tips for her because it is confusing out in the dating world. So I thought I would share them with you all. 
                    


Pria's Dating and
Sex Rules for 2014 





1. Thou can kiss after the third date: Just kiss. No tongue. 

2. Thou can make out after a month of dating: Making out is so Jr. high and surprisingly fun. All touching should be above the waist and over the clothes. Tongue is definitely allowed.  Also by this time you should have a conversation about how far you are willing to go and when. Be clear and make sure you stick to your timeline. And if you are not feeling him/her stop dating here.

3. Thou can reach second base after two months of dating: Second base is under the clothes and above the waist. This is probably one of the hardest bases to stick to because it is easy to slip a hand below the belt. 

4. Thou can reach third base after two and a half months of dating: Third base is below the belt and oral. Ladies please make sure you are receiving as much as giving. If s/he isn't into that drop them. 

5. Thou can go all the way after three months of dating: Whew you made it and it is totally worth it. Enjoy!

6. Thou shall not get busy in your friends bed: Some people will not agree but it's rude to get sexed in your friends bed. Unless you make prior arrangements with your friend. This also applies if you are the one hosting. Making out is totally acceptable. 

7. Thou can do-the-do during a couples getaway weekend: My friend K was horrified to find out another friend got pregnant during a getaway weekend. They all rented a beach house for a week. K and her boyfriend refrained while everyone else enjoyed the romantic ambiance. It is a vacation; enjoy! 

8. Thou shall ask for what you want: The key to a great relationship and a great sex life is communication. You can not be scared to ask for what you want. 

9. Thou shall try new things: I could make you blush here but I won't (unless you want me to...). Be open minded and try it once.  If you like it, awesome. Sometimes things don't work out- one time we fell off the bed during coitus. We laughed and moved on but at least we tried. It's FUN! 

10. Thou shall fall in love: Sex is so much better when you're in love. Don't let anyone else tell you different. 




and remember all rules are made to be broken...

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